February 2012
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Bullet points to summarize my life recently which...
I need to start entering contests and trying to get published. What the hell am I doing? Just sitting around and giving birth to thousands of kicking, screaming text documents every day without doing anything about it.
I lost weight but my boobs got bigger. NO. This is NOT cool. I have no desire to look like a weird, extremely busty special edition barbie doll where the special features are...
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A fuckton of people are reblogging this photo http://wrything.tumblr.com/post/18096208281
If you do not give me credit I will not only eat your firstborn but I will pull all of your hair out. One by one.
Also sexy and ridiculously sweet boy is sexy and ridiculously sweet. And is the subject of awesome photos. Blow me.
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“Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then...”
– Karen Marie Moning (via eastatlanta)
Oh fuck. My feelings. They’re doing things.
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Fun with puns
Me: I didn't know you were Irish. That explains so much.
Phil: Yeah, I think I might also be part Czech... maybe.
Me: Well if you're not sure maybe you should... CZECH. AHAHHAHA! AHAHA! AHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Phil: ...
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Fucktion
I have to write fiction today for class and I’m panicking. I can’t write fiction, I’m terrible at it, fuck fuck fuck fuck. On the bright side I had a nice time with Nemma last night… and I have a feeling her night went in rather a splendid direction as well. LE LOLOLOLOL.
Think fictitiously. Think abstractly? Think of things that don’t exist. Come on. It’s just...
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Phil and I just had a relatively serious conversation about what to name my food baby.
No really though, I ate so much soup. I could be like 8 months pregnant right now and none the wiser. I’m going to bed. No more coffee.
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WatchHarry Potter as a teen comedy. Straight up one of the most awesome videos I’ve seen in months.
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Pumped Up Kicks
People are remarking all over Tumblr that it’s ironic that the song is so popular. “Did you even KNOW it’s about a school shooting? Seriously. Knowledge.”
Yes, morons, we know. That’s the point. It is not weird at all that the song is so popular, the whole appeal is that it’s delightfully morbid. Aberrant subject matter, gleefully light and catchy tune....
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Stop putting commas in your sentences in places...
Unless it is an appropriately placed comma (see above)
“This, is beautiful.”
“I love you so, much”
FUCKING WRONG.
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Blah blah blah late-night self deprecation, expeditious comeback, end on a light note. I hung out with Mandy, Wolf and Tyler tonight and it was great. Cheerful summary, afterthought. After-afterthought. A query, a dubious conclusion. I miss you. I miss you so much. Vague cryptic, cryptic vague. A quite heartfelt goodnight.
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As I get older birthdays become this nauseating routine. I get depressed, terribly so, but I’m almost required by unwritten law to go out and have fun. Get drunk. Make mistakes. Make memories. I’m 22 *ish *almost *soon *Sunday. My good birthdays are behind me. I’m in a shuddering limbo, and every time it flickers I fall a little. I never thought I’d be the type of person...